Check it Out!

by Mayor Wertz

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This is an EP about my favorite Adult Swim show Check it Out! with Dr. Steve Brule. Every song is about a separate episode from the first two seasons of the show. This is my love letter to this fantastic television program.

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released April 30, 2014

Lyrics: Kyle Wertz
Beats: Beaker Sullivan
Recording: Joe LaBianca
Mixing: Joe LaBianca
Mastering: Joe LaBianca
Cover Art: Steffeny Messinger

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Mayor Wertz Strongsville, Ohio

Mayor Wertz is a rapper based in Lakewood, Ohio. His music is equally entertaining and insightful while using thought provoking lyrics to tell engaging stories. His live performances are exhilarating and the audience is also a part of the show. At the end of the show Mayor Wertz wants the audience to feel like friends, not just fans. ... more

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Track Name: Boats
Ahroy there, I'm Dr. steve brule your host
Today's show's about my favorite thing after a car, Broats
You're gonna learn so much, that's without a doubt!
Are you ready to set sail? Come on, Let's Check it out!

To the marinara we go to see all kinds of broats
We need seafood from Delgrangos to stay afloat
I'm not paying all that paper money for some stinky ol fish
Gotta find their drumpster this is ridiculous

BRINGO! free seafood, thanks to my cousin Joshy
Wash it down with salt water, now no captain can stop me!
Met this Captain named gary, he's all about that safety
I have 5 of broats so there's no way I'm just gonna be a matey

But wait, hold up, there's something wrong with his broat though
I can't stop throwing up, but I gotta do this for this news show
That hunk named Gary thinking he is oh so clever
Now let's check in with Carol Krabit for yesterday's weather

Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats
Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats
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Welcome back, our next segment is Doctor to Pirate
Why do they steal everyone's gold? Denny, grab my wallet and hide it
You got pretty hair like a lady Rongie it so dang cute
Look out everybody we got a sweet baby pirate on the loose

I got myself a krag, I don't need a big boat like gary
You don't even need an engine, it's not hard or even scary
Got a paddle and a lifejacket and I'm off to the sea!
Wait a minute, where the heck am I? Denny? Can you see me?

Tried to a catch a bird and eat it, just want this day to be done!
Quit biting my hands fish, gotta swim towards the sun
Lost my paddle, flipped my krag and I'm soaking wet
I have five of broats, I thought today would be no sweat

And were back, what did we learn today about these broats?
Drumpsters keep seafood fresh, it's not at all gross
Captain Gary thinks he knows everything, not even close
I can't stop shivering and I'm still very thirsty. Stupid Broats.

Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats
Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats
Track Name: Fear
I guess we gotta go now to the puppet theater
The pruppets won't talk to me, making things weirder
Brob Barker told me that they are just made of glue
They don't have blood or guts inside them, who knew?

I napped during the show, I don't want a bad dream
Woke up screaming, they are as bad as they seem
I don't know why I am so afraid of these things
Wait why didn't Ursula have any strings?

Chorus:
Broo! Scared ya! Did I scare you folks?
Sorry just a little horseplay just jokes
Being scared is bad for your health ya turkey
Watch Check it Out and you'll stay perky

Remember back when I had my own puppet show?
Jan and Wayne skylar were on it a long time ago
It was all about what the two liked to share
But by accident Wayne ripped off all of Jan's hair

My next guest on the show is Daniel Drungelheart
He's from the university of Puppetry, not smart
Denny clear the pruppets when I say the word pineapple
PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE

Here's not something I'm not scared of: jack o lanterns
Cutting it open with a knife, no cause for concern
Going to make a nose hole, this is too easy
Uh oh I cut off my finger, oh god I'm feeling queasy

We learned today that pruppets come from marinara
touch a friends pruppet so they aren't scaring ya
Don't put my finger in the garbage, put it in the sink
Put it in some cold water, come on Denny think

Chorus:
Broo! Scared ya! Did I scare you folks?
Sorry just a little horseplay just jokes
Being scared is bad for your health ya turkey
Watch Check it Out and you'll stay perky
Track Name: Money
what the fuck are you looking at you stupid bitch
You think I'm made of money? You think I'm rich?
I just wanted a hotdog with extra sauce not a splash
That was a scene from my favorite movie Cold Hard Cash

Today's show is all about money honey, thats no shock
(pause) Money talks, Bullshit talks
Money, Where the heck does it come from?
You can get a summer job selling popcorn for some

I know where you can get a lot of money, It's called mint
Going to be rich with all the money we can print
It's closed, lets go see denny aunt the head hunter
Testing me putting blocks together in order by number

Two sixes? What are you trying to do shanghai me?
Spot the difference? Easy! Their both hunks! Check please!
Doug Prispreed here for the Dueces Dairy Outdoor Decalthon
Check it out we'll be right back, just hold on.

Chorus:
I found a great game that you gotta try
You need one of paper you'll win everytime
Just make sure the mushroom's on top
And You'll get four of coin and win nonstop

There's a lot of other ways to make money, like a crasino
Rongel Bringer will show us how to make that deniro
He's showing me how to make money card crounting
I'll make the big bucks, have to do my own accounting

You don't use coin money, you use gambling chips
Like tortilo chips? I'm hungry Denny go grab me some chips
Sour cream and onion chips for your health!
I think I got the brasics down, Thanks for the help!

Crasinos have been around for thousands of years
There are tons of ways to make the big bucks here
I tried card crounting and didn't win at brackjack
Let's just share the chips, it's just a game relax

we learned that Crasino hunks break your bones if you have sass
Mint is closed on tuesdays, so we can't make cash
Sour Cream and Onion chips good for your health
One of paper to Four of coin good for your wealth

Chorus:
I found a great game that you gotta try
You need one of paper you'll win everytime
Just make sure the mushroom's on top
And You'll get four of coin and win nonstop