Ahroy there, I'm Dr. steve brule your host Today's show's about my favorite thing after a car, Broats You're gonna learn so much, that's without a doubt! Are you ready to set sail? Come on, Let's Check it out! To the marinara we go to see all kinds of broats We need seafood from Delgrangos to stay afloat I'm not paying all that paper money for some stinky ol fish Gotta find their drumpster this is ridiculous BRINGO! free seafood, thanks to my cousin Joshy Wash it down with salt water, now no captain can stop me! Met this Captain named gary, he's all about that safety I have 5 of broats so there's no way I'm just gonna be a matey But wait, hold up, there's something wrong with his broat though I can't stop throwing up, but I gotta do this for this news show That hunk named Gary thinking he is oh so clever Now let's check in with Carol Krabit for yesterday's weather Broats broats broats broats I've got I've got five of broats Broats broats broats broats I've got I've got five of broats ------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back, our next segment is Doctor to Pirate Why do they steal everyone's gold? Denny, grab my wallet and hide it You got pretty hair like a lady Rongie it so dang cute Look out everybody we got a sweet baby pirate on the loose I got myself a krag, I don't need a big boat like gary You don't even need an engine, it's not hard or even scary Got a paddle and a lifejacket and I'm off to the sea! Wait a minute, where the heck am I? Denny? Can you see me? Tried to a catch a bird and eat it, just want this day to be done! Quit biting my hands fish, gotta swim towards the sun Lost my paddle, flipped my krag and I'm soaking wet I have five of broats, I thought today would be no sweat And were back, what did we learn today about these broats? Drumpsters keep seafood fresh, it's not at all gross Captain Gary thinks he knows everything, not even close I can't stop shivering and I'm still very thirsty. Stupid Broats. Broats broats broats broats I've got I've got five of broats Broats broats broats broats I've got I've got five of broats

I guess we gotta go now to the puppet theater The pruppets won't talk to me, making things weirder Brob Barker told me that they are just made of glue They don't have blood or guts inside them, who knew? I napped during the show, I don't want a bad dream Woke up screaming, they are as bad as they seem I don't know why I am so afraid of these things Wait why didn't Ursula have any strings? Chorus: Broo! Scared ya! Did I scare you folks? Sorry just a little horseplay just jokes Being scared is bad for your health ya turkey Watch Check it Out and you'll stay perky Remember back when I had my own puppet show? Jan and Wayne skylar were on it a long time ago It was all about what the two liked to share But by accident Wayne ripped off all of Jan's hair My next guest on the show is Daniel Drungelheart He's from the university of Puppetry, not smart Denny clear the pruppets when I say the word pineapple PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE Here's not something I'm not scared of: jack o lanterns Cutting it open with a knife, no cause for concern Going to make a nose hole, this is too easy Uh oh I cut off my finger, oh god I'm feeling queasy We learned today that pruppets come from marinara touch a friends pruppet so they aren't scaring ya Don't put my finger in the garbage, put it in the sink Put it in some cold water, come on Denny think Chorus: Broo! Scared ya! Did I scare you folks? Sorry just a little horseplay just jokes Being scared is bad for your health ya turkey Watch Check it Out and you'll stay perky

what the fuck are you looking at you stupid bitch You think I'm made of money? You think I'm rich? I just wanted a hotdog with extra sauce not a splash That was a scene from my favorite movie Cold Hard Cash Today's show is all about money honey, thats no shock (pause) Money talks, Bullshit talks Money, Where the heck does it come from? You can get a summer job selling popcorn for some I know where you can get a lot of money, It's called mint Going to be rich with all the money we can print It's closed, lets go see denny aunt the head hunter Testing me putting blocks together in order by number Two sixes? What are you trying to do shanghai me? Spot the difference? Easy! Their both hunks! Check please! Doug Prispreed here for the Dueces Dairy Outdoor Decalthon Check it out we'll be right back, just hold on. Chorus: I found a great game that you gotta try You need one of paper you'll win everytime Just make sure the mushroom's on top And You'll get four of coin and win nonstop There's a lot of other ways to make money, like a crasino Rongel Bringer will show us how to make that deniro He's showing me how to make money card crounting I'll make the big bucks, have to do my own accounting You don't use coin money, you use gambling chips Like tortilo chips? I'm hungry Denny go grab me some chips Sour cream and onion chips for your health! I think I got the brasics down, Thanks for the help! Crasinos have been around for thousands of years There are tons of ways to make the big bucks here I tried card crounting and didn't win at brackjack Let's just share the chips, it's just a game relax we learned that Crasino hunks break your bones if you have sass Mint is closed on tuesdays, so we can't make cash Sour Cream and Onion chips good for your health One of paper to Four of coin good for your wealth Chorus: I found a great game that you gotta try You need one of paper you'll win everytime Just make sure the mushroom's on top And You'll get four of coin and win nonstop