Ahroy there, I'm Dr. steve brule your host
Today's show's about my favorite thing after a car, Broats
You're gonna learn so much, that's without a doubt!
Are you ready to set sail? Come on, Let's Check it out!

To the marinara we go to see all kinds of broats
We need seafood from Delgrangos to stay afloat
I'm not paying all that paper money for some stinky ol fish
Gotta find their drumpster this is ridiculous

BRINGO! free seafood, thanks to my cousin Joshy
Wash it down with salt water, now no captain can stop me!
Met this Captain named gary, he's all about that safety
I have 5 of broats so there's no way I'm just gonna be a matey

But wait, hold up, there's something wrong with his broat though
I can't stop throwing up, but I gotta do this for this news show
That hunk named Gary thinking he is oh so clever
Now let's check in with Carol Krabit for yesterday's weather

Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats
Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats
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Welcome back, our next segment is Doctor to Pirate
Why do they steal everyone's gold? Denny, grab my wallet and hide it
You got pretty hair like a lady Rongie it so dang cute
Look out everybody we got a sweet baby pirate on the loose

I got myself a krag, I don't need a big boat like gary
You don't even need an engine, it's not hard or even scary
Got a paddle and a lifejacket and I'm off to the sea!
Wait a minute, where the heck am I? Denny? Can you see me?

Tried to a catch a bird and eat it, just want this day to be done!
Quit biting my hands fish, gotta swim towards the sun
Lost my paddle, flipped my krag and I'm soaking wet
I have five of broats, I thought today would be no sweat

And were back, what did we learn today about these broats?
Drumpsters keep seafood fresh, it's not at all gross
Captain Gary thinks he knows everything, not even close
I can't stop shivering and I'm still very thirsty. Stupid Broats.

Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats
Broats broats broats broats
I've got I've got five of broats