Name: Fear
Duration: P00H02M29S
Description: Season 1 Episode 5

Fear

from Check it Out! by Mayor Wertz

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Season 1 Episode 5

lyrics

I guess we gotta go now to the puppet theater
The pruppets won't talk to me, making things weirder
Brob Barker told me that they are just made of glue
They don't have blood or guts inside them, who knew?

I napped during the show, I don't want a bad dream
Woke up screaming, they are as bad as they seem
I don't know why I am so afraid of these things
Wait why didn't Ursula have any strings?

Chorus:
Broo! Scared ya! Did I scare you folks?
Sorry just a little horseplay just jokes
Being scared is bad for your health ya turkey
Watch Check it Out and you'll stay perky

Remember back when I had my own puppet show?
Jan and Wayne skylar were on it a long time ago
It was all about what the two liked to share
But by accident Wayne ripped off all of Jan's hair

My next guest on the show is Daniel Drungelheart
He's from the university of Puppetry, not smart
Denny clear the pruppets when I say the word pineapple
PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE

Here's not something I'm not scared of: jack o lanterns
Cutting it open with a knife, no cause for concern
Going to make a nose hole, this is too easy
Uh oh I cut off my finger, oh god I'm feeling queasy

We learned today that pruppets come from marinara
touch a friends pruppet so they aren't scaring ya
Don't put my finger in the garbage, put it in the sink
Put it in some cold water, come on Denny think

Chorus:
Broo! Scared ya! Did I scare you folks?
Sorry just a little horseplay just jokes
Being scared is bad for your health ya turkey
Watch Check it Out and you'll stay perky

credits

from Check it Out!, released April 30, 2014
Lyrics: Kyle Wertz
Beats: Beaker Sullivan
Recording: Joe LaBianca
Mixing: Joe LaBianca
Mastering: Joe LaBianca
Cover Art: Steffeny Messinger

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Mayor Wertz Lakewood, Ohio

Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride. ... more