what the fuck are you looking at you stupid bitch
You think I'm made of money? You think I'm rich?
I just wanted a hotdog with extra sauce not a splash
That was a scene from my favorite movie Cold Hard Cash

Today's show is all about money honey, thats no shock
(pause) Money talks, Bullshit talks
Money, Where the heck does it come from?
You can get a summer job selling popcorn for some

I know where you can get a lot of money, It's called mint
Going to be rich with all the money we can print
It's closed, lets go see denny aunt the head hunter
Testing me putting blocks together in order by number

Two sixes? What are you trying to do shanghai me?
Spot the difference? Easy! Their both hunks! Check please!
Doug Prispreed here for the Dueces Dairy Outdoor Decalthon
Check it out we'll be right back, just hold on.

Chorus:
I found a great game that you gotta try
You need one of paper you'll win everytime
Just make sure the mushroom's on top
And You'll get four of coin and win nonstop

There's a lot of other ways to make money, like a crasino
Rongel Bringer will show us how to make that deniro
He's showing me how to make money card crounting
I'll make the big bucks, have to do my own accounting

You don't use coin money, you use gambling chips
Like tortilo chips? I'm hungry Denny go grab me some chips
Sour cream and onion chips for your health!
I think I got the brasics down, Thanks for the help!

Crasinos have been around for thousands of years
There are tons of ways to make the big bucks here
I tried card crounting and didn't win at brackjack
Let's just share the chips, it's just a game relax

we learned that Crasino hunks break your bones if you have sass
Mint is closed on tuesdays, so we can't make cash
Sour Cream and Onion chips good for your health
One of paper to Four of coin good for your wealth

Chorus:
I found a great game that you gotta try
You need one of paper you'll win everytime
Just make sure the mushroom's on top
And You'll get four of coin and win nonstop