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from Try Harder by Mayor Wertz

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lyrics

Smash cut straight into the Mayor Wertz Gynamasium
I've said a decent amount of words, but Don't worry I saved you some.
Make your way up here, I saved you a seat in the front row
Safe to say that this is one of many to come manifestos

This is my own completely accurate artist depiction
My prediction will come true, There will be no contradictions
Check the plaque on the wall I'm a certified Curse sayer
I'm the Schichttorte of rap, so many layers

Marvel at me spitting all these relentless sentences
Yeah my jawline is perfect, thanks for mentioning
Here we are Adventuring Searching for the glyphs
While other rappers are surviving working double shifts

These individuals are spotty like 101 dalmations
Do some aggregation, I'll be your inspiration
Hear me loud and clear like velcro on sneakers
Words that travel the halls principal on the loudspeaker

Got the language that heats you up then shock you, Blanche
Being in my presence is me extending the olive branch
Almost always I'm going to be fashionably late
So pile on my seconds right on top of the first plate

Anything goal I'm after, going to be always in that hot pursuit
Landing safely with a bottle of champagne and a parachute
No dates with destiny, we've been married since I was conceived
Only in my 20s and look at what I've achieved

Developed some pet peeves when it comes to flocks of geese
Whenever I enter a room, I immediately become the centerpiece
Never decreasing my value, keeping up with the crunches
But I'll always ask where the best lunch is

Now maybe in some ways your correct with your assumptions
Being too humble on the mic is my only major malfunction
We're done here, Leave a review, but only praise in your description
I hope I didn't fill you disappointment like a monthly box subscription

credits

from Try Harder, released July 29, 2018
Lyrics: Kyle Wertz
Beat: p.stoops
Recorded: DJ RoboRob
Mixed & Master: DJ RoboRob

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Mayor Wertz Lakewood, Ohio

Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride. ... more

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