New owner of the Lucky’s Brew Bar and Grill
Great place to just grab an alcohol beer and chill
Average American Yankee Doodle Dandy
When I’m behind the bar, consider me handy
Got all these drink specials straight-up memorized
Perfect pours every time, not like the other guys
Got the toothpick in my mouth feeling fresh
Covering up mirrors, humble about my flesh
Got a thing for local volleyball and my truck
Never ever miss a game, Let’s Go Bucks
And I can’t forget about my boy Billy Bass
Looks like you could use another round in that glass
Jim the vampires here gotta lay low
Keep my peepers posted for a guy named Lazlo
Bucks are going to state, but need dough
Jackie Daytona’s plan let’s have a talent show

This is my life this is my town
This is my bar this is my crown
Jackie Daytona doesn’t ever mess around
Jackie Daytona doesn’t let his girls down
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Jackie Daytona normal human bartender
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Heading to the streets, Passing out fliers to the locals
I can do shadow puppets, and you got the vocals
Jim is back again and donated to the team
We raised enough money, feels like a dream
One human alcohol martini, he’s an aristocrat
Keep cool, I could leave in a flash just say bat
Towel falls off the mirror Jim looks surprised
Jackie is Lazlo? There goes my disguise
It’s a Vampire Fight now get out your fangs
I’ll beat you up just like I did to that bike gang
It’s a battle for our lives, it's not about the cash
Bar catches fire, the money turned to ash
Offer up billy bass as payment now we’re straight
Insurance money used to get my girls to state
Back Home to New York, Back to Lazlo and my wife
Now Jim and Billy Bass are the coaches for life

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Jackie Daytona normal human bartender
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Jackie Daytona normal human bartender
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Jackie Daytona normal human bartender
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