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Escalation Opportunities

from Try Harder by Mayor Wertz

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There will come a time you'll meet an individual
That does or says something utterly inexplicable
A kind of criminal on a much more emotional scale
Rocks you to your core no matter how many times you exhale

Watching all of this littering makes your eyes roll
Having to Walk away trying to do some damage control
No blinker is used, disregarding etiquette
Screwing with your everyday normal temperament

It might be genetic, or even how they were raised
Your kids aren't crying? Man they should be totally praised
During the movie you see a light from a phone
Fighting couples in public sounds just like a war zone

Yelling at a waiter or waitress is devastating
Like when someone is late and keeps you waiting
Assholes are everywhere and I can't see the attraction
One thing is for sure: All they want is our reactions

Hey Asshole, It's a simple concept
Hey Asshole, Clearly you're inept
Hey Asshole, And you lack any depth
Hey Asshole, So show some respect
Hey Asshole, Don't make us upset
Hey Asshole, It's a lot to digest
Hey Asshole, But I have one request
Hey Asshole, Don't be an Asshole

Look at all those grocery carts in parking spaces
People who take up both sides of staircases
Ethics and morals go straight out the window
Using derogatory terms like slut, whore or bimbo

Taking a walk and stepping on someone's chewed gum
No need to brag away about all of your income
Strike Actually out of your entire vocabulary
Talking with your mouth full is unnecessary

Why don't you ever hold the door open for others
And when was the last time you called your dear mother?
I shudder whenever someone cuts anyone in line
Or uses the term, I heard it through the grapevine

There are asinine People out there who lack compassion
And will make fun of you for your hobbies and passions
Not helping someone up after just got done tripping
But the worst thing of all? No free shipping.

Hey Asshole, It's a simple concept
Hey Asshole, Clearly you're inept
Hey Asshole, And you lack any depth
Hey Asshole, So show some respect
Hey Asshole, Don't make us upset
Hey Asshole, It's a lot to digest
Hey Asshole, But I have one request
Hey Asshole, Don't be an Asshole

credits

from Try Harder, released July 29, 2018
Lyrics: Kyle Wertz
Beat: DJ RoboRob
Recorded: DJ RoboRob
Mixed & Master: DJ RoboRob

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Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride. ... more

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