Sun’s out I’m cruising around town
The shades are on the windows down
At a red light a sign caught my eye
Garage sale, I guess I can stop by
Got a couple bucks, so let’s go find
Some used trinkets that I will call mine
Tables lined up with the souvenirs
Items telling stories through the years
Within seconds I found a treasure
Something that’ll make my life even better
She wore a sunhat and sunscreen
Combined with a smile that felt like a dream
Hey there, nice to meet you I’m Mayor
Going to look around if you don’t care
She smiles and tells me to go right ahead
If I break anything I owe her bread

I wanna go go go to the garage sale
I wanna find find find my love
I wanna go go go to the garage sale
Maybe also buy some gloves
Going to the garage sale
Will I find my sweetheart
Going to the garage sale
We can never be apart
Garage sale garage sale
Finding love at the garage sale
Garage sale garage sale
Finding love at the garage sale
Garage Sale Garage Sale
Tons of love at the garage sale
Garage sale Garage Sale
Love is waiting at the garage sale

Where do I begin and where do I start
Maybe with a box over there labeled art
A copy of Mein Kampf first edition
And it’s signed raising my suspicion
Here’s nazi flag in good condition
Written notes of Hitler’s transmissions
Unopened toys of Ava Braun
Love letters to Goebbels that drag on
I’m pretty sure that was a nazi salute
A luger with the bullets still shoots
Decent amount of doc martin boots
Vinyls of songs for the Hitler Youth
Bought everything I could, I’m not ashamed
I put it on her front lawn set it a flame
I feel like we’re not going on a date
Not into someone who profits off hate

I will say though I did legitimately buy this fender guitar off her
And when the flames begin to happen I was inspired and wrote this amazing solo
It was the first time I actually touched a guitar and it came out like this
I’m a prodigy

I wanna go go go to the garage sale
I wanna find find find my love
I wanna go go go to the garage sale
Maybe also buy some gloves
Going to the garage sale
Will I find my sweetheart
Going to the garage sale
We can never be apart
Garage sale garage sale
Finding love at the garage sale
Garage sale garage sale
Finding love at the garage sale
Garage Sale Garage Sale
Tons of love at the garage sale
Garage sale Garage Sale
Love is waiting at the garage sale