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I think I'm Going to Die (My Girl's into True Crime)

from Try Harder by Mayor Wertz

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Single off the upcoming album, Try Harder.

Music Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7haq_jFYREU

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I think I'm gonna die, my girl's into True Crime!
She's gonna get away, won't find my body anyway
Saying goodbye cause it's just a matter of time!
I think I'm gonna die my girls into true Crime!

I got a girl, and she's got a thing for true crime
Serial Killers, cults, and re-runs of Dateline
Her bookshelves filled with Ann Rule
Can list the BTK Killer's favorite Tools

Getting yogurt? Not without hearing about Austin
Reciting every victim of the strangler from Boston
Mention Jon Benet Ramsey? Proceed with caution
You'll be hearing about theories until exhaustion

Correlations between head trauma and homicides
Always pass on the punch thinking it's got cyanide
Deciding which is your favorite Eriksson twin
She knows all the ways Ed Gein used the skin

What's Children of God? She's gonna fill me in
Just like all the poisoning of Amy Archer Gilligan
Breaking down Ted Bundy's bipolar disorder
But she says I'm her favorite murder!

I think I'm gonna die, my girl's into True Crime!
She's gonna get away, won't find my body anyway
Saying goodbye cause it's just a matter of time!
I think I'm gonna die my girls into true Crime!

So many true crime shows in her Netflix queue
She doesn't know which type of crime to choose
Cold Case Files of missing boys and girls
One more autopsy photo I'm going to hurl

Walls covered with red string connecting evidence
She's fascinated by Gary Ridgway's arrogance
I promised her I'd never join Heaven's Gate
Or I'll end up like Amanda Knox's Roommate

Won't let me grow a mustache like H.H. Holmes
Digging in the backyard to find victim's bones
Reading manifestos over newspapers daily
Practicing self-defense for our own safety!

Date night begins with a polygraph test
Outsiders say she's completely obsessed
But it's all in good fun, hobbies are essential
But When my time comes, she promises to be gentle

credits

from Try Harder, track released January 15, 2018
Beat: DJ RoboRob
Recording: Joe LaBianca
Mixing & Mastering: DJ RoboRob

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Mayor Wertz Lakewood, Ohio

Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride. ... more

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