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Mild Life Crisis

from Try Harder by Mayor Wertz

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lyrics

Starting the day off right with a couple shower beers
Called off work but no vacation days till next year
I fear the overdraft fees, but I'm feeling self-righteous
Gotta get a handle on my Midlife Crisis

I know what you're saying, "You're only in your Twenties"
You'll have plenty of years before you truly feel empty
But why should I wait to spend every last bit of my savings
Who knows when that day will come there's no sense in waiting.

Because being rich in spirit doesn't help me get a tattoo
can't even settle on what to choose so it's a lose-lose
And I refuse to let my situation dictate my schedule
Absolutely hitting up happy hour today is influential

Take note I'm a luminary for future generations!
Feeling extraordinary with no budgetary considerations
No More obligations that's the end of discussion!
And don't you dare worry about the repercussions.

Eat that food
Spend that cash
Have that drink
cause you're probably gonna die soon.
Probably gonna die soon
Probably gonna die soon
Mid Life Crisis
Probably gonna die soon.

Let's Start by Embodying the Sunday Funday mentality!
We're trying to deal with our ever fleeting mortality!
It's for the best that you no longer fear death
We're making the most of it before your last breath

You should treat yourself and drop all the courtesies
Time to get your head straight for unlimited possibilities
Now I've got some ideas so finish your breakfast
Crush those concerns Start off straight Reckless

Make your Friends jealous, Order an expensive meal
Dine and Ditch, bouncing in a car that you'll steal
Roll out of the whip once you hit some crazy velocity
Take a tumble, now you peaked the local news curiosity

Get those cameras on your gorgeous persistence
No time to think about your fleeting existence
Before we depart, remember what you've been taught
Make the most of this, while you hijack your new yacht

Eat that food
Spend that cash
Have that drink
cause you're probably gonna die soon.
Probably gonna die soon
Probably gonna die soon
Mid-Life Crisis
Probably gonna die soon.

Came for a good time, not a long time.
Came for a good time, not a long time.
Came for a good time, not a long time.
Came for a good time, not a long time.

Eat that food
Spend that cash
Have that drink
cause you're probably gonna die soon.
Probably gonna die soon
Probably gonna die soon
Mid-Life Crisis
Probably gonna die soon.

credits

from Try Harder, released July 29, 2018
Lyrics: Kyle Wertz
Beat: p.stoops
Recorded: DJ RoboRob
Mixed & Master: DJ RoboRob

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Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride. ... more

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