V1:

Hours of errands picked up so much food
Nervous but got a good attitude
Everything is ready for a night with friends
Gotta finish up a couple odds and ends

Most of the tablespace is occupied
By chips, dips, and sides on sides
Time’s flying by, and I haven't cleaned yet.
Scrubbing the floors, breaking a sweat

Taking drastic steps to get rid of the dust
And everything else that may cause a fuss
I must fold and put the laundry away
It’s been living on my couch for too many days

Going through bottles of febreeze
Setting the temp to 68 degrees.
I here a knock at the door.
I don’t want my friends here anymore.

Chorus:

Please Leave by 9
Leave by 9
Leave by 9

Leave with ease
just slap your knees
And say Welp! Gotta go!
Leave with ease
just slap your knees
And say Welp! Gotta go!

V2:

Never ready for social gymnastics
Time to act like this is fantastic
Plastic cups filling up as the party starts
Counting down till they all depart

Constantly eating means no conversing
If the food is gone, they might start dispersing!
Dug my own grave, left myself high and dry
One of my friends asks for the WiFi

You don’t know it?
No just let me go find it.
It’s on on the router we changed it. Nobody keeps the factory default password. Don’t be stupid.
Shuffling papers. No no no, I’ll find it.
Just gotta hold on.

Alright, I got it. Ready?
It’s Gg3725kIt&cje@!_RTA
...it’s not connecting? Maybe both G’s are capitalized.
Just keep working on it. I gotta go restock the fridge

Chorus:

Please Leave by 9
Leave by 9
Leave by 9

Leave with ease
just slap your knees
And say Welp! Gotta go!
Leave with ease
just slap your knees
And say Welp! Gotta go!

V3:

So many things I could have done
This evening that would have been more fun
Caught up on shows, restart some classics
Can’t wait to crawl on top of my mattress

Jackbox games get old fast
Another round? No thanks I’ll pass
Many shot glasses clink together
Holding out for this night to get better

People get rowdy as the party progresses
Many towels for many messes
bad news, They’re in it for the long haul
Someone brought more alcohol!

My bed is just a few steps away
I don’t know how much longer everyone will stay
Sleep is the only thing I desire
I’m over this party, Just straight tired.