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Public Policy Announcement

from Try Harder by Mayor Wertz

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First things first, Big Bang Theory is canceled
Also banning any kind of combo of socks and sandals
No more wearing sports jerseys if you're over twelve
When you get a drink here it's only from the top shelves

All restaurants and bars have chicken wing specials
Every weekend there is a comedy and music festival
Shopping locally will be important to our economy
Free parking everywhere anytime that's a new policy

As you can see, chin straps are eliminated
Shooting vertical video? Your phone is being confiscated
Highly rated schools, everyone getting educated
Guess what? School Loans just got evaporated

If you convince both parents get maternity leave
Best believe you'll always have time off to grieve
Every one of your dreams will come true for the right price
All you gotta do is just a little human sacrifice

You will grow in this city
You will thrive in this city
You will flourish in this city
You will shine in this city
Grow. Thrive. Flourish. Shine.
Grow. Thrive. Flourish. Shine.


Look, I know what you're thinking. This is unbelievable
But with the right kind of people, this is achievable
You're well aware that it's all for the greater good
This city is for everybody and they all understood

What has to be done to make this a perfect community
My residents are happy just for the opportunity
You know to be Honest, this is the way we strive
But that means that others don't always get to survive

But let's move on, health insurance is free!
And every room is a comfortable sixty-eight degrees
So please looking further into residency
Low rent and All places are decorated elegantly

No waiting to get a table at any restaurant
Also, I have personally banned the comic sans font
It's an absolute paradise and not a bit of hyperbole
Just bring someone you know, they're your entrance fee.

You will grow in this city
You will thrive in this city
You will flourish in this city
You will shine in this city
Grow. Thrive. Flourish. Shine.
Grow. Thrive. Flourish. Shine.

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from Try Harder, released July 29, 2018
Lyrics: Kyle Wertz
Beat: DJ RoboRob
Recorded: DJ RoboRob
Mixed & Master: DJ RoboRob

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