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Save the Mall

by Mayor Wertz

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With his town in trouble, Mayor Wertz has found a way to bring money back by saving the mall!

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First off, Thank you all for meeting with me today
As you know the towns in trouble, so I won’t delay
It’s no secret that we’re losing money fast
But the answer to the problem is straight from the past!

We’re going to put all our money into the mall!
The only great solution that’s gonna save us all!
This idea will appeal to adults and kids!
Cause we’re turning every store into a LIDS!
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Yeah! We’re gonna the mall!
Come on now let’s Save the Mall!
SAVE THE MALL
SAVE THE MALL
Come on now let’s Save the Mall!
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Lids is the only way to rebuild this town
We have all these storefronts that are closed down
Let’s have something to bring back the consumers
Everyone will want some, even the boomers

Cause We’ll have hats to fit every occasion
From your dad’s funeral to your staycation
Everyone has a head, so they’ll fly off the shelves
Tons of colors, there’s no way they won’t sell

I know, you can do all your shopping online
But apparel shopping on the web sucks every time
You get it in the mail and it never fits correctly
There’s no better way to help this town directly

I can see it now, patrons filling each and every store
Everyone wearing hats on each and every floor!
Consider this idea before you try to get my fired
I mean, We already got the permits required
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Yeah! We’re gonna the mall!
Come on now let’s Save the Mall!
SAVE THE MALL
SAVE THE MALL
Come on now let’s Save the Mall!
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Flex, Fitted, Knit, or Snapbacks We got em
Visors, Bucket Hats, Adjustable We got Em
NBA, NFL, NHL, We Got Em!
MLB and that NCAA, We got em!


It’s time that you start living your dreams!
By getting several hats of all your favorite teams!
Treat yourself to some lids, it helps the town!
Spend that money and don’t you dare let me down!

Get some light stretching in the stores open tomorrow!
If this doesn’t work, We can double down on Sbarro

credits

released August 7, 2020
Album Art: Dan Liuzzi
Lyrics: Kyle Wertz
Recorded By: Summer School
Production: DJ ROBOROB
Mixing & Mastering: DJ ROBOROB

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Mayor Wertz Lakewood, Ohio

Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride. ... more

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