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Stay for Breakfast

by Mayor Wertz

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It's your lucky day, Mayor Wertz wants to make you breakfast. He's a master in the kitchen and it's an honor that he'll be cooking for you.

Music Video: youtu.be/qdPJ-KOYCL4

lyrics

Last night, amazing
We got together like craisins
Gotta show you my gratitude
By whipping you up some food
We worked up an appetite
The way we moved last night
This is how I’m saying thanks
Maybe some eggs with franks
Don’t get up, stay in bed
Really hope that you like bread
Only the best ingredients
One Bite An experience
In the kitchen, I’m the man
Perfection is the only plan
Breaking out the good pan
Lots of butter no pam
The way I cook, professional
The way I look, so sexual
Meal so good You won’t bounce
Measuring down to the ounce
Cutting through English muffins
With a knife feels like nothing
Looks like I just cut my thumb
Bloody plates, feeling dumb

Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Food so good, taste the freshness
Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Girl, Let me make you breakfast
Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Just one bite, leave you breathless
Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Girl, Let me make you breakfast

Girl, now listen
I got three different syrups
Regular, blackberry, and sugar-free
And you better believe
I got that good good molasses for you
I got the hook-up I spare no expense
Farm fresh eggs

Eggs in pan with the shell
Can’t catch the plate before it fell
Why does that bacon smell
Expired months ago, oh well
Fry it up get rid of mold
Smells like some fried gold
Burnt my skin with bacon grease
Should’ve just made a quiche
The coffee is pretty awful
Fell dropped the waffles
There's smoke all over
Set fire to the potholder
Time to open the champagne
Chipped my tooth, lots of pain
Got some pulpy OJ
Slurp it out, next-level play
No napkins, shirts are fine
I can use hers,she can use mine
One fork left, we can share
After last night she won’t care
Wait why do you gotta run
The meal is just about done
Pease! you don’t have to leave
It tastes good, add some cheese

Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Food so good, taste the freshness
Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Girl, Let me make you breakfast
Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Just one bite, leave you breathless
Breakfast Breakfast
Let me make you breakfast
Girl, Let me make you breakfast

credits

released November 27, 2020
Lyrics: Mayor Wertz
Beat: Robem
Recording: Summer School
Mixing and Mastering: RoboRob

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Mayor Wertz Lakewood, Ohio

Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride.
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